Sunday, November 26, 2017

Just A Coupla Guys Named Joe

By Zamboni

It's time once again for Bill O'Reilly's favorite thing, the War on Christmas. (By the way, do we think that Bill's learned his lesson and will behave himself at holiday parties? We're skeptical. So we'd advise any fellow guests to stay away from the mistletoe.)

Meanwhile, the season marches on — and LGBTers and the people who love them are merrily mixing it up with gay nativity scenes, Christmas ornaments and other amusing gewgaws. We expect the heads of offended faux-Christians to keep exploding in rage.

But what's to be so upset about? After all, like today's LGBT activists, Joseph, Mary and Jesus were simply expanding the notion of what constituted a family. (Not everyone gets to have a God at their dinner table, but still.) We cats PURR.

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