Thursday, January 4, 2018

The Stuff Of Mike Pence's Nightmares

By Baxter

Boy, do we love this photo. That's Doug Jones, Democrat of Alabama, being sworn in as Senator by the homophobic religious zealot Mike Pence, while Jones's gay son, Carson, looks on. ("Looks on" as in, "Mangez merde and die, sucker!")

This is delicious not just because as Governor of Indiana, Pence suffered nationwide embarrassment over his "religious freedom" law (and did a one-eighty on it because, of course, Pence is nothing if not an opportunist) — but also because pedophile and faux-Christian Roy Moore, whom Jones smote in the Senate race, tried to out Carson after the election on his Face Thing page.

It was a futile gesture, and Mike Pence was stuck having to swear in Jones the other day. While we revel in the sweet revenge, we can't help noticing that Louise Jones, looking away from Pence, had the better view. We cats PURR.

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