Friday, January 19, 2018

Torn About Trump

By Zamboni

So all these anti-choicers marched in Washington today and basically justified a speech by the highly morally compromised Donald Trump by citing his appointment of Neil Gorsuch to a stolen seat on the Supreme Court. "I give him credit for appointing a conservative justice," one marcher said.

But others in the crowd seemed a little uncomfortable. To them, Trump's speech was "an unfortunate distraction."

Gee, we cats wonder why. Could it be because Trump is the most-hated President in his first year ever? And that, thanks to him, the government is careening toward a shutdown? Or is it because he's the guy who apparently paid off a porn star to keep quiet about a sexual relationship that started when his third wife was nursing his latest son? Hm. Maybe it was just because he didn't know the difference between "torn" and "born." Inquiring minds want to know.

In the meantime, goodness gracious — could the pro-life crowd have fallen any farther? At any time in the last 40+ years, did they picture themselves marching for babies and listening to a man whose mistresses have probably had multiple terminated pregnancies (even if he didn't pay for them, since he's famous for being a scofflaw)? They must have been standing there wondering why they couldn't just have had that nice Nazi man from Indiana with the religious freedom law, and skipped the porn-star-screwing guy. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

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