The New Red Panda

By Zamboni

When we're feeling overwhelmed or depressed by the news, we cats often turn to red pandas — 'cuz they're so darn cute, they give us a pick-me-up. But lately, the news has been so terrible that we think even red pandas might not be able to provide the needed relief.

Never fear! We've found the perfect substitute: Beto O'Rourke, leaving last week's Texas Senate debate, air drumming to The Who.

Did Ted Cruz have nearly as much fun on his ride home? We cats think not, and we PURR.