Friday, November 13, 2020

Signs Of Defeat


By Miss Kubelik

This is outside the White House right now. No doubt the MAGA fools who are supposed to demonstrate in Washington tomorrow will tear these signs down and/or put up their own. But as long as this awful fence remains, we anti-Trumpsters will put them right back.

Building that fence around the People's House is one of the most terrible things Donald Trump has ever done, and that's saying a lot. Another one is infecting more than 130 members of the Secret Service with the coronavirus. Not to mention ripping out Jacqueline Kennedy's Rose Garden. We want Joe and Jill Biden to tear down the barricades, put the garden back, and — as we know they will — show respect for the capable professionals who serve and protect them.

We also look forward to an East Room without campaign banners, and a South Lawn unbesmirched by Hatch-Act-violating political paraphernalia and events. A President who shows up for work before 11 AM, and a White House staff that wears masks and practices social distancing, would also be nice. Additionally, it will be a bonus to have a Presidential Press Secretary who is not a stupid liar, and a POTUS who doesn't tweet authoritarian bullsh*t because it's not in his DNA.

In short, the less the United States can resemble Belarus, the better. In the meantime, let's all hope that the MAGA rallies tomorrow go off with a whimper, that few people show, and that no one bothers to counter-demonstrate. Paying them any attention at all is more than they deserve. We cats PURR.

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