Friday, June 4, 2021

Dumbest Member Of Congress (And The Competition Is Fierce)


By Hubie and Bertie

Marjorie Traitor Greene has written to the White House, demanding answers about the origins of COVID-19. (We won't repeat the phrase she uses for the virus, because it is racist.)

She's on a tear about Dr. Anthony Fauci: What did he know, and when did he know it? 

Born in 1974, Greene is too young to remember the AIDS epidemic or other major public health events in which Fauci played a major part as the nation's top epidemiologist. She simply knows that last year, he didn't bend his knee deeply enough to Benedict Donald. Now, we're not wholly uncritical of Fauci ourselves, because in our opinion he was too deferential to Trump. But anybody whom Larry Kramer decided was a friend is probably okay with us in the long run. (P.S. Betcha Greene doesn't know who Larry Kramer was, either.)

Anyhoo, we think this Greene missive is one that Team Biden will easily ignore. Check out the last sentence:

"We urge your administration to act to provide us with these answers by June 31, 2021."

They never proof anything, do they? We cats PURR.

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