By Baxter
Two sexual predators, Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly, plan a speaking tour later this year. Tickets start at $100.
We've heard rumors that the QAnon crowd is very upset. The tour is taking place well after the time that, they believe, Benedict Donald will have been restored to the White House. Why, then, would he be traveling the country having "conversation[s] about the goals Trump accomplished and challenges he faced in office"?
"OK I GUESS MY QUESTION IS TRUMP COMING BACK? WHY WOULD HE BE DOING A TOUR THRU THE END OF THE YEAR WITH O'REILLY. HMMMMMMMMM SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT?"
Seems to us that this is the perfect opening for an intrepid journalist to start asking Trump questions.
"Gee, sir, your QAnon supporters say you're going to be back in the Presidency by August. So... does Chief Justice John Roberts know he's going to swear you in? Have you formed your Inaugural Committee? Who's on it? How much money have they raised? When will they build the parade stands along the North Portico of the White House? Have you started writing your inaugural address? Where will your inaugural balls be? Is Vladimir Putin invited?" Et cetera.
It is all ridiculous and crazy, of course. But let's get him — or Mike Lindell — on the record. We cats PURR.
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