By Zamboni
So we have to talk about this, right? Donald Trump's weird pants from the other night?
Online debunkers like Snopes and folks in the mainstream media have hastened to inform the interwebs that Benedict Donald was not wearing his pants backwards. We cats don't really care if he was. What thrills us is that Trump obviously wanted to make a huge splash in a big coming-out speech in North Carolina — and instead, everyone was asking whether he was wearing pull-ons over his Depends.
(The only downside was that we had to learn what a "FUPA" was. We were better off not knowing.)
Meanwhile, President Joe Biden was photographed with the First Lady as they took a bike ride on Jill Biden's 70th birthday last week. We were struck by three things: that Biden manages to somehow look less goofy in a bike helmet than most people, that he might very well be wearing skinny jeans, and that from the look of his arms he clearly lifts weights.
People tried to make fun of the Biden bike outing and failed. The pants story from Benedict Donald's North Carolina speech, on the other hand, still has legs. We cats PURR.
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