Dems In PA: In Fine Fettle (Or Is That Fetter?)

By Zamboni

We cats will have more to say about yesterday's elections, but right out of the box (not litter box, but the box), we want to say we're happy about John Fetterman's win in Pennsylvania.

Yep, he's a Bernie Bro, and we're seeing some grousing from the Hillary fans on Twitter. But hey, we're grownups. While there's absolutely nothing wrong with Conor Lamb, Fetterman's the better candidate. He connects with voters — a good thing.

Plus, he's a badass, and we Democrats could use some badassery. We have to crush the insurrectionists and authoritarians, and a tall dude with a weird goatee, in shorts and a hoodie, seems like the kind of guy to do it. It appears he has some deep ties to the Biden White House, so they've got be happy about all this, too.

Meanwhile, best wishes to him on a speedy recovery after his stroke. We're not worried. Joe Biden had a couple of brain aneurysms back in the '80s, and he's still alive and at large. We cats PURR.