Thursday, November 10, 2022

"Hi, Brad? It's Joe. How Are Ya, Man?"

By Zamboni

House races continue to be decided, and although some Democrats have gone down (how embarrassing for you, Sean Patrick Maloney), many have not. Many, in fact, that the Republicans and the clueless pundits simply assumed would lose, because, you know, "red wave." There's satisfaction in that, but it's grim satisfaction knowing that the political prognosticators will never admit they were wrong.

And out in Colorado, the tug-of-war between the odious Lauren Boebert and her Democratic challenger, Adam Frisch, continues to seesaw. One NBC affiliate out there called it for Frisch, but no one else has, and Boebert currently leads. It appears we're all waiting for Pueblo to weigh in, but that's somewhat murky at the moment. It would be sweet to take that one, wouldn't it?

Finally, on the Senate side, Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock of Georgia and that abortion-loving football person are headed for a December 6 runoff because neither got 50 percent. But, wait! As the votes continue to trickle in, Warnock has reached 49.6 percent. Hmmm...what would the Republicans say if Joe Biden called Brad Raffensberger and asked him to "find" the votes Warnock needs?

Being total hypocrites, they'd scream bloody murder, of course. But the question is moot, because Joe Biden, even as the darkest of Dark Brandons, believes in the rule of law. We cats PURR.

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