Is it just us, or does Merrick Garland's anointed go-after-Trump guy give off a distinctly "Untouchables" vibe?
We never heard of Jack Smith before today, but he's just earned himself a follow on Twitter. Not because he'll say anything about his work — these prosecutors are notoriously tight-lipped — but because he went after Slobodan Milosevic in The Hague. How perfect. You know, Benedict Donald really is a kind of war criminal, now that we think about it. At the very least, he's a crime against humanity.
So we're generally approving of Dark Merrick's special-counsel move. We've seen enough endorsements of Smith from career DOJ folks to be assured that he's a no-nonsense, by-the-book, let's-not-hold-up-the-parade kind of prosecutor. And Trump sounds kind of nervous.
Meanwhile, speaking of nervous — goodness gracious, Twitter was in a state last night. It was like everyone was on a plane that they knew was going to crash. When we all woke up this morning and it hadn't, it was a relief. (Especially for us, since we didn't know how to download our Twitter archive until today.) We don't know about you, but we're awfully tired of billionaire (and fake billionaire) man-babies expecting the world to indulge them. Our kingdom for a grownup. We cats HISS.
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