Cheney's Final Hours: Hell On Wheels

By Sniffles

News flash: Dick Cheney, The Worst Person Who Ever Lived If Indeed He Were A Person, will attend tomorrow's Inauguration in a wheelchair.

TWPWELIIHWAP pulled a muscle moving into his new dungeon in McLean, Virginia today. Awwwww!

Well, at least it's an occasion to remember the late, great Richard Widmark. We cats can dream, can't we?

(Photo: "Kiss of Death," 1947)