Obsessed by Race, Out of the Race

By Sniffles

This is the only way tomorrow's RNC Chair election will generate any news: "Chipmunk Cheeks" Saltsman, the favored candidate of Mike Huckabee, has dropped out of the running.

It appears that distributing a holiday CD with a song called "Barack the Magic Negro" may not have done the trick. But "The Star-Spanglish Banner," also included on the CD, has.

We cats tried to listen to it and had to quit in the middle. Take it from us, it's revolting.

And so is Mr. Saltsman. Good riddance, you racist pig.