By Sniffles
So the Republicans in South Carolina thought their current travails would get lost amid the wall-to-wall coverage of Senator Kennedy's death. Wrong!
Lt. Governor Andre Bauer — whom his fellow Republicans can't bear ascending to the big job because he's probably gay — has called on Sanford to resign and pledged he won't run for Governor himself next year.
Sanford fired back with another one of his on-camera meltdowns. Meanwhile, impeachment clouds started gathering and tantalizing Tweets began to circulate, accusing Sanford of continuing his extramarital affair.
We cats say, go ahead, South Carolina — impeach the bastard. But don't do it because he cheated on his wife. Do it because he's a preachy hypocrite who abandoned his job, misused tax dollars and betrayed the public trust.
In the meantime, we are amused by all this, but, in the end, unimpressed. The Palmetto Republicans' latest cat spat looks more like a kitten fight to us.
Call us when you boot the jerk from office.
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