By ZamboniWe're not dogs, but we cats feel we must show solidarity with our colleagues in the animal kingdom by expressing our disgust and outrage at the signing of Michael Vick.
Will somebody please tell us — why should we give a rat's ass about football? We didn't fault the entire sport when Vick turned out to be a criminal and a jerk. But we do blame the NFL when one of its leading teams is willing to give a guy who abused and electrocuted helpless dogs a highly paying job.
So we dump our dirty litter boxes in Vick's locker and pee inside his helmet. And as for you sports fans who are equally turned off — may we suggest the Canadian Football League? The CFL's Montreal Alouettes are doing very well.
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