The Honorable Janet Napolitano
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, D.C. 20528
Dear Madam Secretary:
We cats were alarmed to learn that about a dozen people carried assault rifles and other weapons to President Obama's event in Phoenix today.
You may be wondering why we aren't addressing this letter to the head of the Secret Service. Well, we'll probably do that, too. But we're writing to you now for two reasons:
1). You were recently excoriated by the Rush Limbaughs of the world for issuing a report that warned of potential right-wing violence in America.
2). You used to be Governor of Arizona.
Please explain to us why this is okay. Somebody is going to get hurt.
Sincerely,
Sniffles, Baxter & Zamboni
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