Cokie = Lamebrain (The Sequel)

By Zamboni

We cats are not particularly interested in leaping to Roman Polanski's defense. His crime — to which he has confessed — repels us. And although we acknowledge the possibility of judicial misconduct in his case, and his victim says she forgives him, we recognize that the main concern now should not be forgiveness, or vengeance, but justice.

In short, a fugitive should not be surprised when apprehended. But we also believe that Cokie Roberts is a moron. We hate to break it to her, but America is not about taking people out and shooting them. Nazis do that.

Cokie has spent her entire "career" sucking up to Republicans — doing penance for having Hale and Lindy Boggs as parents, we guess. And now it appears she's caught their Over-the-Top-Rhetoric bug as well.

Cokie, we cats don't care if you say it was just a figure of speech — we still HISS at you. And we'll refrain from joking that you should be shot for saying what you did.