Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tidbits and Cat Treats — Tuesday Edition

By Zamboni

We cats don't really care about the NFL now that Michael Vick is allowed to play again. But we think the league should listen to its black players. If the owners allow Rush Limbaugh to buy the St. Louis Rams, they'll just have to undo the whole deal again once he says the next racist thing. He won't be able to help himself — once a bigot, always a bigot.

We know that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was never a favorite of the whackjobs over at Free Republic, but we can just imagine how their little Freeper heads exploded once they heard he signed Harvey Milk Day into law. Governor, as long as you're defending the gay community, could you help Lindsey Graham? We think the teabaggers are going to beat him up.

So nutbag birther Orly Taitz has been socked with a $20,000 fine for wasting U.S. District Judge Clay D. Land's time. Good for you, Judge Land — but as you can imagine, Taitz is undaunted. Now she's even questioning whether President Obama is from planet Earth. Well, we suppose the President could be a space alien. After all, we've always thought of Orly as a cartoon character.

Now we know where the term "Olympian accomplishment" came from. Thanks, Senator Snowe. You are a — well, a goddess.

2 comments:

Paul said...

Was $20K fine enough? Maybe when she becomes a real lawyer she will appreciate what just happened. I wonder if she is a mail order bride, just like her law degree?

The Cat's Meow said...

Dear Paul,
Like you, we cats strongly suspect that a mere $20,000 will not stop Natasha in her tracks. But now that we've read all 43 pages of Judge Land's scathingly brutal ruling, we'd advise her to think twice. She is deep in a dirty litter box, let us tell you. As for her professional credentials, she is allegedly also a dentist. Scary!