By SnifflesWell, that takes the cake. In a world in which Al and Tipper Gore can split up, anything can happen. And here are some of the other news items that are making our furry little heads spin tonight.
Surely... surely the famous quitter from Alaska isn't whipping up a teabagger frenzy against distinguished author and journalist Joe McGinniss — and potentially endangering his life. Is she?
So now Republican Senatorial candidate Mark Kirk, after claiming he won an award that he didn't get, is rumored to be gay. And, of course, he voted against the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Gee, maybe both sides can start over in that race.
While his constituents wade through thousands of gallons of oily muck, Senator David Vitter (R-LA) thinks BP should get a liability cap. Really? We cats would like to know what the outraged Louisianans we've seen on T.V. think about that.
That nutty Michele Bachmann is at it again. This time she's sputtering that President Obama is encouraging Israel's enemies by sending "signals of weakness." Hmmmm, let's see... how is he doing that? By killing Al Qaeda's third-ranking operative in Pakistan?
Finally, a few well-chosen words from Harry Reid. Republicans in Nevada will pick his 2010 opponent next week from a short list of extremists and mental cases. Did he have a preference, reporters wanted to know? No, the Senator quipped, "They all scare me." Sir, considering the direction the GOP is going in these days, we cats couldn't agree more.
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