Saturday, August 31, 2013

Cat Fight! Liz Cheney vs. Mary Cheney

By Sniffles

Does it get any better than this? Two daughters of The Worst Person Who's Ever Lived (If Indeed He Were A Person) are publicly fighting about marriage equality. Oooh!

We cats don't know if we can PURR any louder. Because what's most hilarious about this latest Republican squabble is that it's so unnecessary.

Here's why: Incumbent GOP Senator Mike Enzi is anti-gay-marriage. So if hapless Senate candidate Liz Cheney truly wanted to offer an alternative to Enzi's tired, old, establishment self, she could have easily come down on the side of "Freedom means freedom for everyone." Would the independent-minded voters of Wyoming really penalize her for that?

And who would have criticized Liz Cheney for siding with her family on this issue? Not just with her sister, but her father, a teabagger hero?

Nope, just like the Republican Party itself, the Cheney family is tearing itself apart for no reason. Which makes us cats roll over and stretch out for warm and fuzzy belly rubs. (See above.)

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