Thursday, August 15, 2013

Let The Sun Shine, Let The Sun Shine In, The Sun Shine In

By Sniffles

Eat your hearts out, climate-change deniers and right-wing haters: Jimmy Carter's White House solar panels are back!

We cats are so excited about this. Never mind that the Obama Administration pledged three years ago to reinstall the solar panels that Ronald Effing Reagan tore out 30+ years ago. It doesn't matter. Reagan scrapping Carter's energy-saving addition to the White House is one of our bitterest memories from 1981, and we couldn't be happier that they have returned. Screw you, Ronnie!

Okay, we cats have gotten a grip on ourselves.

Forgive us for the uncharacteristic display of emotion, but we are just so sick of the GOP's campaign to make Reagan a saint — when in reality, he was one of the most destructive Presidents that the country has ever had. So to restore a Carter legacy and give the Reagan fools a kick in the backside at the same time is very, very satisfying to us.

We hope that wherever they are today — and knowing their schedule, that could be anywhere on the planet — Jimmy and Rosalynn are celebrating. We cats PURR.

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