Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Rancid's Resentment

By Miss Kubelik

Is Rancid Pieface serious? The Republican Party has an entire cable network devoted to advancing its ruinous policies and beliefs, but its chairman has suddenly decided to get all whiney about the alleged liberal media?

We cats have lately been trying to flick Pieface away with our tails like an annoying fly, but he keeps popping up, complaining to anyone who will listen about an upcoming Hillary Clinton biopic and more. Last night it was Sean Hannity (ref. first graf, second sentence, above) who heard the moans. CNN and NBC, Rancid ranted, are "not in the business of doing anything but promoting the Democratic Party."

Well, at least he said Democratic, not "Democrat." But for hypocrisy above and beyond what even we could have imagined, we cats HISS at Rancid Pieface and dump our dirty litter boxes over his head.

(IMAGE: Look! A 2012 GOP debate on... MSNBC!)

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