Wow! There's nothing we cats like better than a bunch of Republicans at each other's throats, but this Paul-Cootch-Fein spat is mighty, well, fine.
Seems that Rand Paul and Ken "If Fetuses Had Cellphones, The Government Would Spy On Them, Too" Cuccinelli have made a total, permanent enemy of Bruce Fein — a nutty, right-wing, Obama-hating Republican lawyer — by booting him off Randie's NSA-surveillance lawsuit, and by simultaneously plagiarizing all the work that Brucie's already done on the case. Well done, boys!
(Now, we cats want to know why Brucie employs his ex-wife as his spokesperson. But not until we send a quick PURR in her direction for calling Cuccinelli "dumber than a box of rocks.")
Plenty of respected commentators have openly speculated on Randie's motives in all this, and we agree that it's pretty darn clear. But what about the Cootch? What's in it for him?
Easy. We're talking about a teabag mental case who, before he lost last year's gubernatorial race to Terry McAuliffe, was actually visiting — hang onto your hats — Iowa. Now, his guv hopes dashed (and he still hasn't called Terry to concede, either), Cootchy obviously wants to be Attorney General in the Paul Administration. Hey, if Alberto Gonzales could be AG, why can't the Cootch? Alberto is dumber than two boxes of rocks.
Or Vice President! Maybe Cootchy is telling Rand he'll be the perfect running mate. We can hear him now: "Pick me, Rand, and I'll deliver Virginia for you."
Just like Paul Ryan delivered Wisconsin? We cats PURR.
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