Friday, March 14, 2014

We'll Have a Sam Adams! No, Wait — We'll Have a Heineken!

By Zamboni

How can we cats choose, when both Sam Adams and Heineken have withdrawn their sponsorships from Boston's and New York's silly St. Patrick's Day parades? See, Sam and Heiny don't like folks who hate on gays. And if parade organizers don't let LGBT groups march, they're haters. We cats say, blessed are the beer makers!

Of course, our right-wing friends at Free Republic are very upset about this. And homophobes that they are, they're swearing off beer this minute. But get a load of this comment from the unsuspecting Freeper handled "Zulu," who pledges never to have a Sammy again.

The problem? "Zulu" says, "I’ll stick with Guinness Stout or Heineken."

Have any fellow Freepers broken the news to this clueless bigot that Heineken is a gay-loving company, too? In fact, that a Heineken USA spokeswoman said, "We believe in equality for all"?

That equality thing's a bitch, isn't it, Freeps? Too often, it includes people who are different from you. Which is as it should be. We cats PURR.

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