Thursday, March 20, 2014

We're Glad You're Dead, You Rascal, You

By Sniffles

A real jackass died today. We cats will not give him further publicity by mentioning his name, but Champagne bottles are surely being popped across America. There is not a wet eye in the house.

Of course, it always was ridiculous to say that God killed American soldiers because of you-know-what. American soldiers were killed because George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, George Tenet and a bunch of other war criminals invaded a country that didn't attack us. Duh!

So, how to explain Mr. Jackass's unrelenting anger and hate? We think we spotted clue in an obit just now. "One of his grandsons was propositioned at Topeka’s Gage Park, which he called a gay cruising spot." Hm. And the grandson was in Gage Park why? We cats PURR.

P.S. While we're on the subject of hatemongering, we'd like to know how Mr. Jackass was any different from this loser. Our phones are open!

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