Friday, July 18, 2014

The Right Wing's Putin Fan Club Takes A Hit

By Miss Kubelik

Our nutty teabag friends over at Free Republic sure loved Vlad Pootie when he started making life miserable for Russian gays and lesbians. So we cats were wondering how they were feeling now that it appears that Vlad helped seal the horrifying fate of 298 innocent people on MH17.

The answer: Conflicted.

They don't want to believe the worst of Pootie since, like them, he's such a devoted gay hater. But they're not happy to see his fingerprints on yesterday's shoot-down. But, but — they despise President Obama so much that they're also leaning toward wild conspiracy theories.

In the spirit of public service, we cats hereby present some of their choicest comments:

"Not defending anyone here but it seems like flying a commercial jet over a war zone with known automated air defense systems in place is a bad idea."

"Putin says Ukraine bears responsibility. Who knows? Maybe he’s right."

"Going by who stands to benefit from the event, the finger must point at a Western-backed black op to knock this plane out of the sky over Ukraine."

"All the US is doing is looking for a cause for war in Ukraine. Well, a 'police effort' or covert op, or what have you. But basically they want Ukraine to get in the EU. This gives the West control over Ukraine’s government."

"Could US intelligence have done this? You bet."

And here's the prizewinner:

"If Vladmir Putin wants to poke The One in the eye with a stick, I will be glad to sharpen one up for him."

How the teabags hate America. We cats HISS.

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