As "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell beseeches Judge James R. Spencer to spare him prison time at his sentencing next week, we cats thought it would be interesting to see how many executions Bob presided over as Virginia Governor.
The answer: five, including the first woman put to death in the Old Dominion in 100 years.
So yes, those five folks were murderers. But since Bob is supposed to be such a devout and thoughtful Christian, we hope that he's been spending a lot of time pondering redemption and compassion, and all the good things that can happen when judgment is tempered with mercy.
But — nah. We know the truth: Bob couldn't care less; he's only worried about his own sorry skin. And fake Jesus groupie that he is, he can't see the irony that he who once condemned others now pleads for clemency for himself.
We cats would HISS if we thought Transvaginal Bob were worth it. Instead, even though we appreciate all the joy he's brought us this year, we'll end 2014 by dumping our dirty litter box over his head.
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