Monday, December 22, 2014

Mayor Bloomberg Was Right

By Miss Kubelik

We've long since entered the (excuse the pun) fat part of the holiday overindulgence season, but we cats have been recently been reminded of Michael Bloomberg's fruitless efforts to ban the sales of 16-ounce sugared sodas in New York.

It's only because one of our humans — scolded by his family physician for his blood sugar levels — decided to give the doctor's advice a try and has cut out virtually all Sprites, Cokes and Mountain Dews.

Result? He's lost seven pounds in six weeks.

Meanwhile, conservatives, Republicans and other idiots (see above) who prefer to rail against the so-called nanny state are just getting less healthy, more haggard, and — if possible — more stupid. We cats PURR.

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