Sunday, December 28, 2014

Deserved Defeat

By Miss Kubelik

Aside from "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell and advances in marriage equality, the other feel-good story of 2014 for us cats was the Washington football team — whose controversy off the field was matched only by its travails on it.

Today's squish of Washington by the Dallas Cowboys was preceded by a manifestation outside FedEx Field, where demonstrators on the right side of history marched and argued with fans. ("Fans"? Washington still has them? Considering how badly they've been playing and how fair-weather and uninformed DC's sportshounds generally are, we cats wonder.)

Until Washington and its execrable owner change the team's disgusting name, we cats are thrilled at their misfortune. Our only regret is that today was the last chance for demonstrations at the stadium, since the [CENSORED]s' season is over. We cats HISS and PURR.

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