Saturday, December 27, 2014

Cat Fight! McDonnell vs. McDonnell

By Zamboni

Ooohhhh, please, Judge Spencer, don't haul my fine, upstanding Christian father off to the hoosegow! So pleads Jenine McDonnell Zubowsky in a letter that — while claiming that Transvaginal Bob McDonnell's corruption-trial defense did not throw Mom Maureen under the bus — goes on to throw Mom Maureen under the bus.

"My mom," writes Jenine, "has always been concerned about getting discounts or freebees. She hid her coordination with people for free or discounted things or services and she didn’t communicate with my dad because she knew he would not approve."

Yeah, right: That's why Transvaginal Bob drove the Ferrari, accepted the loans, wore the Rolex, took the vacations, and allowed someone else to pay for his other daughter's wedding. And then, of course, pushed Anatabloc in return. And furthermore, if Bob is so innocent, why was the one conviction that Judge Spencer dropped Maureen's?

Well, never mind. We cats just love the McDonnells. They never, but never fail to make us grin. They are squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching, corrupt and covetous Republican hypocrites. (And drunks, too.) After making life miserable for Virginia women who were merely trying to exercise their Constitutional reproductive rights, Transvaginal Bob and his sorry clan are now miserable themselves. We cats PURR and PURR and PURR.

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