Thursday, June 4, 2015

And Here's The Family Cruz Thought It Was Appropriate To Joke About


We cats doubt that the Bidens are even aware of Rafael Cruz's existence this week, but if they ever are, it might be comforting for them to learn that sane people are barfing all over Cruz in their defense.

Here are just a few of the choicest comments about Cruz that we found over at New York magazine:

“Man, it’s going to feel good imagining Cruz's overwhelming sense of failure when he inevitably drops out of the race.”

“Ted Cruz is and always will be one sick, disgusting human. He will never be president of anything.”

“Ted Cruz is a tragedy no one should have to endure.”

“May even a scumbag like Cruz never suffer the loss of a child or a wife, though I doubt he’d handle it with even a fraction of the dignity and grace that Biden has.”

“Cruz is a classless, clueless bratty child who is always embarrassingly inappropriate.”

“Apologies can’t fix a lack of character, no matter how many mea culpas he issues. Moron.”

“When you’re a walking joke to begin with, you don’t know how to stop making them.”

“What a classless, clueless yahoo.”

“I wish he had drowned in Houston two weeks ago. Oh, don’t worry, I plan to go on Twitter in a few and apologize sincerely.”

“He nearly drowned in Houston? Which idiot saved him?"

(PHOTO: Patrick Semansky, AP)

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