Gone God

By Baxter

We cats have only one reaction to the news that a portrait of Jesus Christ was finally removed from a public school in Kansas: Thank God.

Yep, J.C. is pretty hunky (and mighty Caucasian) in this famous piece of kitsch. And we invite devout Christians across America to hang it in their trailers homes. But it has no place in a public institution.

"We have the right to keep our picture up," one of the local yokels said. No, Mr. Yokel, you don't. We cats PURR.