Thursday, March 1, 2018

"Their" Needs To Be A Discussion About Levi Sanders

By Sniffles

We cats have generally refrained from criticizing Senator Bernie Sanders, for a variety of reasons.

First, we're always interested in Democratic unity, because the enemy is so clearly not in our own ranks but on the other side of the aisle. (Yes, we know Sanders is not a Democrat.) Second, there's nothing more obnoxious than an angry Bernie Bro, and we just didn't feel like making ourselves a target. And third, Bernie Sanders, with his yelling and his pointing, annoys us. Why waste pixels on him?

But now we must speak up about Bernie Sanders's son, Levi, who is running for Congress in New Hampshire. Not just because the Berniacs constantly complain about the Clinton "dynasty." (We haven't noticed Chelsea Clinton throwing her hat in the ring for anything, have you?) And not just because there are already several highly qualified Democratic candidates in the field — or because Levi Sanders has a history of controversial tweeting. (Who does that remind you of?)

No, we absolutely, positively must oppose Levi Sanders because he cannot spell. We cats HISS.

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