Friday, March 9, 2018

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Thank God We Made It To Friday Edition

By Zamboni

Wow, it's Friday night. America has survived another week — just by the skin of its teeth, however. We cats are wondering how the Trumpsters are going to pull off this North Korea meeting when they don't have anybody in the key Asian diplomatic positions, and they don't know WTF they're doing. (Also, never mind that Trump just elevated Kim Jung-Un to the level of the American Presidency by agreeing to the confab — which is exactly what the little criminal from Pyongyang wanted. Stay tuned.)

In the meantime, these stories have captured our attention.

Can we pencil in a "0" after Martin Shkreli's seven-year sentence? And will he be raped in prison, or will his fellow inmates just not be that desperate? (We're rooting for the former.)

Where's Melania? And in the midst of the Stormy Daniels saga, where is the press? We seem to remember that after a week or so of the Monica Lewinsky tumult, Hillary Clinton was forced to don a pink jacket and sit down for a formal interview about it all. Why is Melania Trump not subject to the same rules? This infuriates us.

On the other hand, we think it's delicious that Stormy Daniels has better lawyers than Trump does and may very well force Trump to be deposed. Oh, what Paula-Jonesy karma! All that Clinton hate that the GOP ran rampant with could be coming back to roost.

Still and all, the latest abuse that the Parkland kids are taking on social media make us hack up a hairball. We're sick of mean, hateful, immature "bros," whichever side of the aisle they lurk on. We don't care if they're MAGA idiots or Bernie adorers — we hate them all. But if there's one idea that we find comforting, it's that women will help right the nation's course and set our path out of this long national nightmare. We hope that includes some civility on the Twit thing (and elsewhere). We cats love the Interwebs — but we still HISS.

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