Friday, March 2, 2018
The Picture Of Dorian Kushner, Unveiled
We cats have observed in the past that Jared Kushner, with his creepy demeanor and strangely unfinished face, resembles Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray. Until now, we assumed that Kushner was merely a New York real estate grifter, an apple who didn't fall far from the tree, and a religious hypocrite — an allegedly Orthodox Jew who golfed with his sleeveless-dress-wearing wife on Saturdays.
Now, it's becoming clear that he's much, much worse.
Shady dealings abound, with Jared leveraging his White House influence to secure loans for his beleaguered company, which by our reading of the Constitution is a flat, flagrant violation of the emoluments clause. (We'll be happy to accept clarification from you Constitutional scholars out there.) And since we now know that he's had access to the nation's most sensitive intelligence without the proper clearance for almost a year, we shudder to think how many secrets he sold to the Russians. Or to Benjamin Netanyahu, for that matter.
Meanwhile, Republican super-patriots who always screamed that Democrats were weak on national security — even likening a Viet Nam vet Democratic Senator to Osama bin Laden — are silent.
The picture of Dorian Kushner is being revealed, and it isn't pretty. Wee Donald and his immigrant-hating Chief of Staff should get Jared's skinny ass out of the White House now, and throw Ivanka out with him. As for the complicit GOP, we'll deal with them in November. In the meantime, we cats HISS.