Wednesday, May 2, 2018

"Hate To Tell Ya, We Won't Nobel Ya"

By Zamboni

Gosh! Right wingers and Republicans are still mad about Ronnie Reagan not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, aren't they?

Eighteen clueless idiots in Congress have written the Nobel Committee demanding that Donald Drumpf get the thing for Korea — before he's done anything yet. And true to form, they've included a typo: Drumpf should get the prize for "his work to end to [sic] the Korean War, etc." Goodness gracious, are we cats the only ones who proofread any more?

No question about it: This is less about Drumpf and much more about the fact that, in Republicans' eyes, only lefties, softies and Democrats get Nobel-ed. Jimmy Carter got it for eradicating vile illnesses in people that the GOP couldn't care less about. Al Gore got it for working to preserve the environment, which Republicans can't stop raping. Barack Obama got it for, let's face it, not being George W. Bush. Other than that, the committee tends to give the Peace Prize to folks with dark skin and funny names, at whom right wingers look askance.

But what they really can't forgive is that Mikhail Gorbachev got it in 1990. By himself. Hence all this Drumpf talk.

We cats don't really picture the Nobel dudes dialing up Mar-a-Lago in the middle of the night anytime soon, but we're willing to wait and see what happens on the Korean peninsula before we pronounce final judgment. In the meantime, aside from the Reagan thing, we're wondering why a team that includes warmongers like John Bolton is at all interested in a prize for peace. We cats HISS.

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