By Miss Kubelik
To the list of all the horrible things Donald Trump is, add mass murderer. He has now killed the same number of people that Stephen Paddock did in Las Vegas last fall.
How's that, you may ask? Easy-peasy. No US embassy in Jerusalem, no protesters, no Israeli soldiers opening fire on them. Fifty-eight dead, all because of Donald Trump.
This is a really good day to avoid the news. It's too depressing and infuriating, what with this insane embassy move and the Iran nuclear deal and gas prices going through the roof and Margot Kidder dying. It's so bad that even the plucky Lois Lane couldn't take it any more!
So we cats are going to go burrow under a cozy blanket until some better news comes along. But not before we take a parting shot at Willard Mitt Romney, who tweeted great umbrage about that anti-Mormon, anti-Semitic and anti-Muslim pastor who spoke at the embassy opening today. Willard, who practically groveled to Donald Trump to be his Secretary of State! It all makes us want to hack up a hairball, but instead we'll just HISS.
Monday, May 14, 2018
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