We cats have a rule not to trash other Democrats on this blog. Even if the opposition were not so terrible, infighting is ridiculous. But we're willing to make a quick exception today for Elizabeth Warren.
Clarification: We're not really trashing her. Her career fighting on behalf of consumers' rights is exemplary. We're happy that she's the bane of bankers' existence and a member of the Senate. But now that she's announced an exploratory committee for a 2020 Presidential run, we can't wait to receive her first fundraising email so we can immediately hit UNSUBSCRIBE.
Why? Because "Pocahontas." Warren committed the stupidest error of her life when she allowed herself to be goaded by Donald Trump and took a DNA test that raised more questions than it answered. Trump sure had fun with that! (And take it from us and the Interwebs — the memes will never stop.)
The most important qualification for the 2020 Democratic nominee is whether he/she can beat Benedict Donald. Warren has already proven she can't. We cats HISS.
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