Don't Call Her Back, George

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By Miss Kubelik

Can we stop talking about those reprobates from the Face Thing running for President now?

We cats gagged when the idea was first floated, and we're definitely hacking hairballs up now. We could never bring ourselves to get on the Thing for a lot of reasons, but one of the main ones was that we instinctively loathed that Zuckerberg person and didn't want to have anything to do with him.

And we never bought a copy of Sheryl Sandberg's Lean In because we don't read crap like that. Also, we don't have kittens.

So we felt quite smug when we realized that not being on the Thing meant that we hadn't been exposed to their Russian trolls. We loved it when Congress hauled Zuckerjerk in to testify, and we took pleasure in his and Sandberg's contorted apologies for their 2016 transgressions. Every new outrage makes us so glad we didn't join the FB parade.

But Sandberg asking a creepy Republican PR firm full of anti-Semites and haters for dirt on George Soros really sent us over the brink.

We hear that Sandberg has tried to reach Soros by phone. He hasn't called her back. We hope he never does. Happy Hanukkah, you disgusting Face Thing jackasses. We cats think the world should unfriend you both forever, and we HISS.

P.S. Yes, we know that Twitter is probably just as bad. Let us know when Jack Dorsey tries to hire Definers Public Affairs for something. Until then...