Friday, December 21, 2018

The GOP Is Killing America — And Women

By Hubie and Bertie

Today was the shortest day of the year. Thank God.

It also seemed like the longest. The stock market, Syria, the Mattis resignation, the "I won't blame you Democrats" Trump shutdown, on top of Mueller and the SDNY closing in... seems like somebody — either Benedict Donald or the Vichy Republicans — will crack soon. The only question is which one.

Meanwhile, in addition to letting the government shut down, the GOP has allowed the Violence Against Women Act to lapse. Again.

We cats would like our Republican Congresswoman, Elise Stefanik, to explain this to us. Elise was haplessly charged with recruiting more Republican women to run for Congress this year, to help bolster the GOP's female representation on Capitol Hill in 2019 and beyond. Suffice to say, she failed miserably. Gee! Maybe it was because of her party's policies, which are repulsive to any thinking person who has a vagina?

Stefanik, like her party, is a joke. Sadly, the rest of America isn't laughing. We cats HISS.

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