Monday, July 1, 2019

Report From The Camps

By Zamboni

Are we cats glad to be in Canada right now? Yes, because as far as we can tell, the True North is not committing any human rights abuses.

Not so the United States, which is detaining and abusing migrant women and children in facilities toured by members of Congress today. Kids are separated from their parents, thrust into the arms of older children who aren't related to them, dirty, sick and dying. Women are being told to drink out of toilets. Meanwhile, 9,500 members of Customs & Border Patrol are trading messages in a secret Face Thing group, indulging in oral-sex fantasies about Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

We are officially ashamed to be American. And of course we HISS.

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