Saturday, October 24, 2020

Plain Truth


By Miss Kubelik

We cats showed up to early-vote this morning and were not defeated by the line (which was very long), but by computers that were down. We sicced our New York State assemblywoman on the case, and will try again tomorrow. But gosh, it makes you paranoid.

So we needed a pick-me-up. Here's one! Take a moment to appreciate these billboards in Times Square. "Jared" and "Ivanka" are so upset about this that they've sued the ads' creator, The Lincoln Project. (Which is a little amazing, since a favored Trump tactic is to threaten to sue but never actually go through with it.)

Well, be careful what you wish for: Via their attorney, the Lincoln Lads have responded with a letter so brutal, so unforgiving, and so rapier-sharp, that you fear for the future — when these erstwhile Republicans will once again be working against candidates from our side.

In case you need confirmation, though, here's testimony from former Homeland Security employee and Mike Pence adviser Olivia Troye:

"These billboards are FACT and Jared Kushner knows it. 'Cuomo didn’t pound the phones hard enough to get PPE for his state. His people are going to suffer and that’s their problem.' I heard these and other comments repeatedly. Anyone in the White House who says otherwise is lying." We cats thank Olivia, and we PURR.

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