Friday, October 2, 2020

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Typhoid Donald Edition

By Hubie and Bertie

Does anything drive home how egregiously irresponsibly the Trumpsters have handled the coronavirus pandemic than the fact that Benedict Donald, plus Moose & Squirrel, have apparently tested positive themselves? What is most crucial now is complete and total transparency from the White House — not just going forward, but retracing steps backward, so that everyone who came into contact with these Trump idiots can take steps to protect their health.

A few thoughts:

How do we know it's true? A matter of national security like this cannot rely on a single middle-of-the-night tweet from a lying sociopath. Release the medical records now. (And the tax returns.)

So they knew that Hope Hicks was sick yesterday morning, but they still trotted out Kayleigh Mendacity to hold a briefing in the afternoon without saying anything? What does the White House press corps have to say about that?

Somebody needs to smuggle a photo or two out of that fundraiser in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Well, this gets the Melania "I Hate Christmas" tapes, Baker-Acted Brad Parscale, sexual harasser Kimberly Guilfoyle and the Proud Boys out of the news for awhile. But only for awhile.

MAGAts gonna be mad. They're going to have to wear masks now.

Let's roll the tapes of Trump's and the Republicans' reactions when Hillary Clinton came down with pneumonia during the general election in 2016. Surely they were all kind and empathetic. Riiiggghhht..

You can't help but wonder this, since Team Trump has been evasive to the point of endangering people: Did Trump time the news to overwhelm this morning's crappy jobs report and Biden's upcoming record-smashing fundraising numbers for September?

We'll sign off for now — because obviously today is going to be a news tsunami, and we have to gather our strength for more posts. But we're sending constant good wishes for the health and well-being of Joe and Jill Biden, and everyone from Team Biden who had to attend that disgusting Trump super-spreader event Tuesday night. Please everyone, vote. Let's end this nightmare. We cats HISS.

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