Saturday, January 16, 2021

Miscreants

 

By Sniffles

Every time we check the news, we see more stories about Trump mob members getting arrested. Yay! And as you can see from this (slightly altered for grins) "wanted" poster, the FBI is working hard to haul even more Trumpy reprobates off to the hoosegow.

The one we're really looking forward to is Lauren Boebert, the nutcase freshman Congresswoman from Colorado who not only is facing protests and recall petitions back home in her (quite conservative) district, but who could be in hot water for the January 6 insurrection itself. Tweeps are urging law enforcement to confirm (or disprove) that the pink-hatted woman with a bullhorn who directed rioters through a broken Capitol window was Boebert's mother — to whom the new member had allegedly given a thorough tour of the building just the day before.

Also, color us skeptical about Wesley Beeler of Front Royal, Virginia, who was arrested yesterday at a security checkpoint with faked Inaugural credentials, an unlicensed gun and 500 rounds of unregistered ammunition. "I got lost," he said tearfully. God, these Trumpsters are snowflakes.

With all these crazy people running around and feeling emboldened — and we haven't even gotten through whatever is supposed to happen at state capitals tomorrow — we hope Team Biden will follow the suggestion of Larry Sabato and move the Inauguration into the Rotunda. Safety is paramount, of course — but far from being a retreat from the terrorists, a move into a space recently besmirched by MAGA scum would actually be a reaffirmation that the Capitol belongs to Americans who believe in and support the Constitution. We cats PURR.

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