This post is about Benedict Donald, but we can't bear to post an image of him. So here's a lovely photo of the Vice President, who celebrated her 59th birthday yesterday. Many happy returns of the day, MVP!
Overall, though, what's occupying our political minds at the moment is why Trump hasn't taken any action on the chaos in the House of Representatives. Because, you know, he could. After all, he's supposed to be the leader of the Republican Party, right? At least, that's what the media keep telling us.
If he put out a statement that said, "I want My Kevin back, or you'll never get another dime from Republican PACs and I'll make sure you're all primaried next year," the MAGAts and other GOP fools would immediately fall in line and the Speaker situation would be resolved.
But he hasn't, and why not? Is he too distracted by his four court cases and 91 indictments ? That's a distinct possibility, because the walls continue to close in. Not only has Sidney Powell pleaded guilty in Georgia, but now so has Kenneth Cheseboro, and Tish James in New York is tightening the vise in her New York fraud case.
Or does he spend his time fuming about the good press Dark Brandon has received over Israeli-Gaza war? (Trump has threatened to go to Israel himself, which is hilarious for many reasons.)
Is it because he's decided that House Republicans are doomed to defeat next year and he doesn't want to be associated with losers? Or that a Democratic House would help him in 2024 because Americans like divided government? (That one seems like a stretch.) Or is he just waiting for things to get worse before he steps in?
We're betting that hes just plain distracted. Benedict Donald may be a master of PR, but he's never been canny in his political calculations, and things are getting so dire for him legally and financially that there's no bandwidth in his tiny mind for mediating the GOP bedlam in Washington. Stay tuned, though. We cats PURR.
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