Saturday, December 9, 2023

Consequences

By Baxter

Who are the communications staffers who advised the presidents of Penn, Harvard and MIT this week? They need to have their asses fired forever — because anybody who hands a PR victory to Elise "Elsie" Stefanik deserves to be hounded out of the profession.

But since we cats believe in always looking on the bright side of life, let's appreciate the fact that a terrible person named Edward Mathews has been sentenced to eight years in prison for terrorizing Black people in his neighborhood in New Jersey. His behavior wasn't a one-off: "He had frequently used racial slurs against Black neighbors, put feces on their property, sent threatening emails and letters, and shot their cars with BB pellets," The Daily Beast reports.

As you'd expect, like so many January 6 defendants who have been hauled off to the hoosegow, Mathews cried piteously as his Black judge sentenced him. Excellent! These are the stories we need to savor until we have the supreme satisfaction of seeing either Ken Paxton or Donald Trump — or both — join these losers behind bars. We cats PURR.

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