Friday, December 1, 2023

DeSantis, Destroyed

By Zamboni

If we were Ron DeSantis's Presidential campaign, we'd pack it in after a week like the one he's just had. But of course we want Rhonda to stay in the race so he can humiliate himself some more.

A short recap: Right before Thanksgiving, Chris Jankowski, the chief executive of Rhonda's annoyingly named Super PAC "Never Back Down," resigned — citing more than just strategic disagreements, but being rather opaque about it. Now, PAC chair Adam Laxalt has just quit, too. Literally to spend more time with his family.

The Laxalt news comes on top of the Koch Brothers deciding to throw their anti-Trump resources Nikki Haley's way instead of at Rhonda's, which in itself was quickly followed last night by Ron's terrible debate against California's Democratic Governor, Gavin Newsom. (Oh, and the chair of the Florida Republican Party and his Moms for Liberty wife are in hot, hot, hot water — threesomes, rape, assault, battery, oh, my! Rhonda's been forced to demand his resignation.)

The DeSantis campaign has become synonymous with disaster, like the Titanic, the San Francisco earthquake, Chernobyl, and George Santos's Congressional career. We cats are totally here for it, and we PURR.

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