Fun fact: The minimum-security prison in Texas that, thanks to Benedict Donald, Ghislaine Maxwell now calls home is the same facility in which the Theranos fraud Elizabeth Holmes is serving her 11-year sentence. (What if they get KP duty on the same day? What will they talk about?)
Although folks are rightly seething about Maxwell's preferred treatment, things might not be as upbeat for her as one might think. First, her fellow inmates are not happy. "This facility is supposed to house nonviolent offenders," said one. "Human trafficking is a violent crime." So no, Ghislaine's not going to be the first player picked for Bryan Federal Prison Camp intramural basketball.
Second, Maxwell's notoriety and the nature of her crimes have ensured that she will spend the rest of her life looking over her shoulder — in jail or out. Just imagine if Trump pardons her, or if the rumors that she's being allowed on excursions turn out to be true. Ghislaine Maxwell is not going to be safe anywhere. (We're not really upset about this.)
Our final Epstein comment of the day is that from recently published photos, Jeffrey's lavish Upper East Side mansion may have been more tastefully decorated than the current White House. Epstein's sense of décor could definitely skew weird — but if he were alive today, he would surely be appalled by Donald's Temu-level Oval Office gewgaws. (At least, when a sane person moves back into the Executive Mansion someday, Trump's cheap knockoffs will be very easy to rip out.) We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
(UPDATE: Our favorite take on Donald's fucked-up feng shui belongs to this brilliant social media account, which dubbed it "the traditional Cadbury bunny style." We cats PURR.)
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