Five-Alarm Fire

 

This compelling image is either the British burning the White House on August 24, 1814, or it's whoever next occupies the Executive Mansion destroying Benedict Donald's awful MAGA trash and cheap, ugly gewgaws. It probably won't take something quite as drastic as a full-bore blaze. But when the time comes, we cats volunteer to help pry the fake Trumpy gold off the walls and jackhammer the Mar-a-Lago patio into oblivion. That would make us PURR.