Believe it or not, Halloween is more than two months away. But OMG — there are bags and bags of treat-size candies on sale in our grocery stores right now, and spooky greeting cards are filling our drugstore shelves. And has pumpkin spice already reared its ugly head?
Well, if you're getting a jump on your 2025 Halloween party costume, look no further than Subway Sandwich Guy.
The as-yet-unnamed resident of the District of Columbia was so upset at the presence of Trump-deployed federal officials on U Street, NW, that he threw a foot-long wrapped sub at one of them. The chase was on. We were all hoping he got away, but alas — he was nabbed, and it looks like he'll face some charges. (More than the Jan-Sixers got for beating police officers with flag poles and fire extinguishers, one assumes.)
It'll be an easy costume — pink Polo shirt, khaki shorts, one wrapped sub. (And, ahem.) Whoever this guy is, we're sorry he didn't get the chance to enjoy his dinner. But he's already rallied a whole bunch of anti-fascist, anti-Donald allies to his cause. We cats PURR.
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